If it’s “school of fish” and “raft of ducks,”
Then what would the grouping-word be for schmucks?
“A swarm of schmucks” is sweet to say.
To “box of schmucks” I’ll not say nay.
“Cohort” and “legion” have classical rings,
And “chorus” would work, if the schmucks like to sing.
Yet puzzling’s done. It’s time to say fuck it:
I think I’ll be taking my schmucks by the bucket;
For “a bucket of schmucks” is a barrel of laughs,
Almost as good as “a tower of giraffes.”
Yellow Crane in the Rain 
I vote for “a schmear of schmucks.”
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Does that bucket come with coleslaw?? Thanks for the chuckle
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coleslaw and hush puppies 🙂
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One thing for sure is that there are far, far too many schmucks in the world.
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Well, yes, but I’m sure that in many people’s eyes, I’m one of them.
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